Personalized Whatif Monster Face Tote Bag. The Whatif Monster's anxious frown has suddenly been turned upside down with Whatif Monster Face Tote Bag - White. This green furry guy is the anxious creature who slowly learns he can't live his life based on "what ifs," from the book "Jonathan James and the Whatif Monster by Michelle Nelson-Schmidt. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.